step one: buy a bag of quinces.
step two: select a quince and wash it
step three: chop the quince and take out the seeds
step four: put the seeds into a little bit of water and let sit until a gel is formed
step five: eat the quince. oh wait, it doesn't taste like anything. so, microwave it for 2 minutes. then smother in maple syrup, or in my case, smother in sugar free maple flavoured syrup
step six ... well ... i've been procrastinating by typing this ... i'm going to go chug the thick gel that formed in the cup.
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OH GAWD ICK BLECH BLOO BLAH!! VOMIT BARF GAG BLECH!!!!!
oh that was just AWFUL! it didn't really have a taste, but it's a thick gooey nasty feeling of thick gooey nastiness going down your throat. it took everything in me not to gag!!!!!!! it certainly coated my throat and i will hope for good results. and yes, i will do it again tomorrow!
xoxo
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